Featured Franken!

November 10, 2015 by  
Filed under Rachel's Thoughts

Who wouldn’t want to receive this little baby cakes for Christmas, Hanukkah or Kwanzaa.

She truly is the rarest animal on earth and the most magical snail monster you’ll ever meet.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/254997725/the-rarest-animal-on-earth?ref=shop_home_active_6

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Just in Time For Winter Holiday Fun Gift Celebration Turkey Time!

October 30, 2010 by  
Filed under News

Ok, I celebrate Christmas.  Let’s just get that out there.  But whatever YOU celebrate, don’t let the occasion go by without seriously considering which Franken Toy you’d like to adopt!

They’re getting all sorts of blog famous, so you should really find your special guy before they all get Christmas’d up!  (snatched up. …at Christmas time, I mean.)  I’m sorry, I’ve had one sip of wine and I don’t hold my booze very well.  Bear with me.)

Remember also that new Franken toys go up to the shop every week or so.  If you don’t see the right one for you, keep coming back!  It’s virtually a toy factory over here at my house, with adorable limbs, torsos and severed puppy heads everywhere!  It’s just a matter of time before your perfect pal shows up, ready to be adopted.

So, get ready for Christmas with Franken Toys for the family!
(They’re lonely here.  They cry at night, asking where their Mommies and Daddies are.)


Go check out http://www.etsy.com/shop/frankentoys right away!

NOW!#%$@!!!