Franken Toys Are Back!

November 8, 2015 by  
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THEY’RE HERE!  THEY’RE HERE!  THEY’RE HERE!

For the first time in years you can shop for more Franken Toys! And just in time for Christmas!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/frankentoys

Keep an eye out for the shop to grow! Because I’ve got a million limbs, butts and severed heads in my closet, ready to go!

…wow, that did not come out in a way that does NOT make me sound like  a serial killer.

Regardless of how psychotic I may or may not sound, go check out my store!

You can also check out the gallery of sold and gifted toys of yore!

http://rachelpeters.com/artwork/toy-design/

Franken Toy, Ahoy!

September 7, 2014 by  
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Here is my first Franken Toy in the last two or three years since they blew up all over the internets!
I didn’t have time to give him a name, because he was being gifted at a baby shower minutes after he came to life. …But I have more parts.  Brace yourselves for more franken cuties!

More PHranken Toys in Foto Album… wait. strike that. reverse it.

November 3, 2011 by  
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I’ve just added all the sold, gifted and never listed Franken Toys to the “Toys” page on the site.  Go check them out! You may have never seen some of them!  I want those Frankens to be a gallery, not just a store.

http://rachelpeters.com/artwork/toy-design/

GO!  Look now!!

Just in Time For Winter Holiday Fun Gift Celebration Turkey Time!

October 30, 2010 by  
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Ok, I celebrate Christmas.  Let’s just get that out there.  But whatever YOU celebrate, don’t let the occasion go by without seriously considering which Franken Toy you’d like to adopt!

They’re getting all sorts of blog famous, so you should really find your special guy before they all get Christmas’d up!  (snatched up. …at Christmas time, I mean.)  I’m sorry, I’ve had one sip of wine and I don’t hold my booze very well.  Bear with me.)

Remember also that new Franken toys go up to the shop every week or so.  If you don’t see the right one for you, keep coming back!  It’s virtually a toy factory over here at my house, with adorable limbs, torsos and severed puppy heads everywhere!  It’s just a matter of time before your perfect pal shows up, ready to be adopted.

So, get ready for Christmas with Franken Toys for the family!
(They’re lonely here.  They cry at night, asking where their Mommies and Daddies are.)


Go check out http://www.etsy.com/shop/frankentoys right away!

NOW!#%$@!!!

What an Honor!

October 2, 2010 by  
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I make toys out of other toys.  As my Toys page shows, I’ve recently opened up an etsy store.  For those of you who don’t know, Etsy.com is a site for hand-crafted or vintage items.  You can only sell your own art — nothing that’s been hand-crafted by someone else.  There are a lot of unique products and one-of-a-kinds on Etsy.  A lot of great things as well as a lot of horribly regrettable things.

As a result of the popularity of Etsy and the audacity of some people who think they can sell horrible junk, there is now also a highly popular blog site (and recent coffee table book) called www.regretsy.com.

The sharp-as-sewing needles author of regretsy who goes by the pseudonym, “Helen Killer” treats the site largely as a failblog of etsy items, etsy descriptions or etsy stores, but also has categories for the weird and wonderful masterpieces who just need to be spotlighted.

WHO do you think just got featured in the “Not Remotely Crap” category??? GUesS!!  No, seriously, take a guess!  …No, not Matt Damon.  No.  …try again.  No, not Dave Coulier. …Amy Grant?? What?? No, ME, you dingus!!

Yessir, I made my first 8 sales within the first 24 hours of being on regretsy, and I regret NOTHING!!

check it out:

http://www.regretsy.com/2010/09/23/frankentoys/

WARNING:  The rest of the site contains some adult material and language.  It seems a lot of etsy shops sell very adult, genitalia based crafts.

I’m super honored.  I would have been honored to even have been mocked.

Good job, Helen Killer.  Rock on.  And don’t let any of those death threats get to you.

~Rachel.

Most recent addition to my shop, the only driving “Wookie Mobile”, complete with wookie.