Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who went walking alone in an enchanted forest.
She met a frog who could talk for some reason.
She didn’t question it, because she wasn’t very bright. The gene pool of the enchanted royal family was embarrassingly small and the princess’ IQ showed it.
The frog said, “If you kiss me, something amazing and magical will happen!”
The princess kissed the frog and immediately she turned into a chicken.
“That’ll teach you to go kissing strangers in the woods.” he said and he hopped away.
Rejected by her royal family, The Princess now needs a new home. Will you take her home?