Rusty Rivets

June 15, 2016 by  
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I don’t know who decided it was a good idea to make kids want to play with rusty sharp things, but RUSTY RIVETS is coming to Nickelodeon!

I storyboarded on this show, and I’m excited to see how popular the toys are going to be!  It is the new Paw Patrol, after all.

Featured Franken!

November 10, 2015 by  
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Who wouldn’t want to receive this little baby cakes for Christmas, Hanukkah or Kwanzaa.

She truly is the rarest animal on earth and the most magical snail monster you’ll ever meet.

Share this blog post if you don’t hate Christmas, ponies and children!

Franken Toy, Ahoy!

September 7, 2014 by  
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Here is my first Franken Toy in the last two or three years since they blew up all over the internets!
I didn’t have time to give him a name, because he was being gifted at a baby shower minutes after he came to life. …But I have more parts.  Brace yourselves for more franken cuties!

An Exercise in Tiny Molds

November 1, 2012 by  
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I’m making slugs.  Little garden slugs will silly faces who are as collectable as Smurfs and probably a billion times cooler.

I’m going to take a huge leap into the unknown soon by casting molds to try to produce plastic Garden Slug figurines.

So far the look like this:




Dapper Dan
Dapper Dan



Party Hardy

Party Hardy



UFO Sighting

UFO Sighting (AKA: Mulder)

Love Slugs

Love Slugs

Baby Face Nelson - He's not a baby, he just has a disease.

Baby-Face Nelson (He’s not really a baby.  He has a disease.)

Here’s the trick to sculpting well with Sculpey…

First, Super Sculpey is much nicer to carve and sand after its been cooked.  It’s got more plasticity to its feel and sculpts nicer.  I’ve combined the two for some of these guys.  Regular and Super.  I had purchased the regular thinking “Super” was just a marketing gimmick, but it really is better.  the combination was an attempt at stretching my supply.

Sculpt the way you would sculpt with clay, but instead of letting your clay dry, you’ll have to cook it.

So, begin with basic structure (for a figure bone and muscle, but in my case a squirmy slug body).  I took in mind to have a gaping mouth hole for open smiles and sticks in place for the eyes.  Cook it and let it cool.  Carve away what you need to with a sharp exacto and continue to add clay for detail.  I ended up putting these little guys through the oven about 6 times each, if not more when things chip or need extra smoothing.

I think too many people struggle with small sculpture because they try to hold on to soft and squishy material while trying to detail.  That’s when it ends up looking like a rolled up Play Dough cinnamon bun.

Carve out wrinkles and details, sand it down with sand paper and then varnish.  The varnish should do away with the last little scratches and microscopic lumps that sanding didn’t take care of.

I’m hoping to be able to make a sensible mold and create a series of plastic (resin) slugs using a system like this one:

I haven’t made a mold in a couple of decades, so it’s still a mystery as to how the project will end up in the end.  My tiny little guys may need to be cast in three pieces.  It’s their wiggly slug bottom that’s throwing my brain for a loop.

But plastic slugs are what I want.  Just like smurfs.  Only cooler.

Kid Stuff

June 3, 2012 by  
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Whether you’d like to believe it or not, Rachel Peters was just a weeny little kid once, just like you, and not the Greek goddess and definition of “suave” you see before you today.  She put her diaper on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.  She still does, in fact!

There was once a time when those little, pudgy fingers played in mud pies, drew refrigerator masterpieces and maybe (possibly) occasionally got stuck up a nose or two.
For some reason it was considered much cuter then than it is now.

So, let’s take a self-indulgent ego trip down memory lane and revisit her childhood in the form of her drawings:

(If you can get passed the horrible photo quality, this trip will be a lot of fun.)



I. Hate. Playing. Kitchen.
What “fun” could possibly come from pretending to work? I don’t like cooking in REAL life, so why would I like cooking invisible food??
Why don’t we all pretend to EAT invisible food at a fancy, invisible restaurant instead!
Somebody please tell me why before I go ape-poopy on this photographer with my miniature skillet.  Look at that hatred in my eyes. Don’t turn away, LOOK AT IT!!!
Don’t TELL me not to cry! I will cry if I WANT to cry! And then I’ll wet my pants!  And you, the grown up, will have to clean up the mess!!
Damn straight.  That’s the only ace I have up my sleeve.
(I really hated playing kitchen. …Also, having people tell me to smile.)

Here is a great, timeless story of a baseball game gone horribly awry.  To the left we see what is obviously a mascot with a mop on his head, covering his mouth as he stares on at the scene, in horror.  It seems the umpire (center) and the mop mascot have witnessed a violent beat-and-run incident during a baseball game disagreement.  The bat is lying on the floor and the beater has long since fled.  The victim (on the right) is in need of serious medical assistance, crying for help, through his blood-stained eyes.
I’m not sure, but this may have been a warning to anyone who planned to make me play kitchen again.

Two homeless children with nothing but a bed to their name play soccer next to the overpass, under which they live.
Life is hard.

Like all great artists, I started with religious paintings.  Christmas was a reoccurring theme, regardless of the time of year.
As you can see here, Baby Jesus doesn’t have swaddling clothes, he has one enormous leg, in a cast.  And Mary and Joseph are super happy about it.  They probably think they can get into Year 0’s edition of Ripley’s Believe it Or Not.



No Kitchen. Better – A little bit. I always thought the puppets were ugly, but at least I didn’t have to pretend to cook anything.  This was the year I began to learn how to fake a smile… Although, I probably still wet my pants and ruined the puppet theater for the rest of the children.

At age four I began working on original cartoons as well as themes.  For most of the year, my compositions involved one or all of the following:
A hill in one or both corners of the page; a sun or quarter-sun with a funny face; A cloud with a funny face (because the sun and the cloud are buddies); a dog or several dogs; Smurf houses; and Easter Bunnies, regardless of the time of year.
The drawing above depicts me, sliding down the corner hill, our dog, intently reading a gibberish sign, horrible emissions seeping from our chimney (likely from burning tires to keep warm at night), and a little bird mocking the sun and cloud for being boyfriend and girlfriend.

Sad, sad Easter Bunny can’t give out eggs because Smurfs don’t celebrate Easter.

But they do glue asparaguses to their walls.

This bull dog became my my most impressive original cartoon in all my three years of Kindergarten.
Also, quarter sun and Easter Bunny.



That Kitchen…………………………………………………….
(I sincerely do remember being very angry.)

At age five I started taking art more seriously and began working hard at portraits.  My Austrian Kindergarten teacher, Tante Beate let me use PENCIL like a REAL artist (as well as my left hand).
Here is Tante Beate.

Daddy’s face was my favourite thing to draw.  Daddy’s balding head was the icing on the cake.

I took a whack at landscapes, but layouts are boring.

Sarajevo, 1984.  ‘Nough Said.

There was apparently a play about a pope and a puppet show about an alligator.  I remember drawing these, but I don’t remember why.
The play about the pope MAY have been an actual Catholic mass service… I wasn’t Catholic so it probably just seemed very theatrical.  I don’t know what religion the alligator was.

I am very, very proud of this drawing.  I really don’t think anyone told me to draw it. Who would have??
This piece, “The Good  Samaritan” had only a few minor flaws.  If I could go back I might have told my five year old self that Jews and Samaritans weren’t generally Austrian-coloured and that I need to stop consistently drawing my frowns upside down.  I didn’t do it because I was a cheerful type – it was more of a juvenile dyslexic sort of issue  That is one happy, pink naked man getting his swim trunks stolen from him, at knife point.
I also think my affinity for stories like these is what ultimately led me to a preoccupation with true crime shows like Dateline.

In Austrian Kindergarten we learned to sew and embroider by the time we were five.  True story.  This is my practice cloth.


AGES 9, 10, 11

I thought this jacket made me look so tough.  I wanted to be The Fonz SO badly, but I knew I’d never get a leather jacket.  This was as close as I was going to get.  (Sometimes… I even popped the collar.)
And whoever thought making kids’ jeans with buttons on the knees was a good idea should be punched in the ear, hard.

Age 9

First day of grade 4.  I had to prove my superior drawing abilities.  A vicious fight developed over whether or not I had traced it, but I hadn’t.  That background should be proof enough.  Layouts are boring.
I also couldn’t draw the horse’s ear.

Age 9

Sampson. Copied from Sunday School illustrations.  I was a church kid.

Age 9

I wrote a lot of “books” in elementary school.  And by “books”, I mean about four, double spaced, largely printed and poorly spelled pages, spread out between lots of big illustrations, and stapled together.
In this one, Chief Yamagoochi, the hump-less camel ruled a small town in the Old West.  Gun fights and comedy ensued.

Age 10-ish

Fan art.
I was absolutely in love with a childrens’ novel series called “Bunicula”.  It was about a quiet, little bunny with a black widow’s peek and sharp front teeth who would suck the colour out of vegetables at night.  Only the other animals in the story would talk to each other and try to figure out the mysteries surrounding little Bunicula.  And now that I think about it, I’m not entirely sure what the threat was.  So he sucks the juice from vegetables… Normal bunnies eat them, juices and all.  Which one is more gruesome??

Age 10

Original drawing. I was SO proud of myself.  The day I brought it home someone used it as a coaster.  Not that I’m holding a grudge.


AGE 12

When I was 12 I looked like a boy.

Junior High.  Disney, Disney, Disney, Disney, Disney.  Practice, practice, practice.  Draw through the pain.  When you draw you can’t hear them calling you names.  Just keep drawing through math class.  When an art project comes along, they’ll all want to be your friend.  Just keep practicing the Disney and maybe some day you’ll have a better life.

And that is a summary of Junior High.

And the pay-off.  These are some original characters from the junior high days.  Some of them ended up scratched into my school desk.  I was the only one who never got in trouble for it.


AGE 13-17

I over-compensated for about a full week when I was 13, for having looked like a boy when I was 12.  It would be another two years before I actually began to look like a real girl without the help of large, pink flower patterns and perms.

“Two Seconds Before The Horse Steps in the Margarine”.
I’ll explain it to you when my subconscious explains it to me.
Also, when layouts aren’t boring, they’re completely overworked.

I drew from photos a lot.  They, you know, keep still.  But so does vegetation.  The flowers were from life.

At 15 I sold wildlife drawings for about $20 to $30 bucks a pop.  That was a lot of money for me in 1994.

Sculpting lessons at 15.
Like I said earlier, my Dad was my favourite face to draw.  This crossed over into clay.

In my teen years (these were somewhere between 15 and 17) I was really into making mediocre copies of other people’s genius.

I was ok at it, but a serious knowledge of human anatomy was needed.  David’s got lumps in places no one should ever grow lumps.  He also has a head so large he shouldn’t be able to hold it up on his own strength.
(The M.C. Escher Santa also looks like my Dad.  Go figure.)

Age 17.

This truly was the drawing that began me thinking that I could draw whatever and however I wanted.  It took me this long to realize I was capable of expressing myself.  I know it doesn`t look like much of an expression, but it was a big leap for me.  I can`t explain why or what about it was so ground breaking, other than tearing up multiple drawings of a baby and taping them back together with my own eyes, but this was sincerely the one that started me on the road to making what I want and not only what the majority perceived as pretty.

And that`s about it.  This sums up my childhood in art.  Smurf houses, Daddy`s face, elaborate stories… and layouts are boring.

Thank you for joining me on this walk down diaper lane.  Now go pull out your own drawings and see what they tell you about yourself.

Dear World,

May 6, 2012 by  
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Dear World Wide Web,

It’s been far too long since I’ve paid any attention to my website.

It’s been a long time of settling in to new work, new direction, and a new city.  I’m still feeling a bit of a creative lull since all of the upheaval of the last chapter, but I’m counting on it being the creative equivalent of a long, REM nap — the kind you wake up from, feeling like Jello and thinking, “Wow, I must have reeeeally needed that.”  (And a creative lull for me means that I’m only working on one project at a time, not 7.)

I’ve rented out my cozy Hamilton home and moved to the capital of this great country, Ottawa Ontario, Canada.  For the last six months I’ve been an Animation Supervisor for one of the very best kids’ shows on television today (Sure, I’m a little biased, but ratings don’t lie either!)
Wild Kratts is the animated series by Chris and Martin Kratt -“The Kratt Brothers”- who are more widely known for their success in creating, “Zoboomafoo”, “Kratt’s Creatures” and “Be The Creature”.  Their in-house presence in the studio really brings a great life to the work place, along with an amazing and wise-beyond-his-years director, Simon Paquette, and so many other open and caring crew members.  It’s a creative environment you don’t often come across in the work place — the the sort of personality that SHOULD be present in every art studio.  I’ve always said that the personality of leadership trickles down through any organization, and this place happens to be caring, wise, quick to laugh, and slow to anger.  That says a lot to me about the individuals.

On another note, we have studio pets:
Meet two of the three lobby Turtles, Tortuga and Tortilla:

I’m still working on getting together my new street performance project, Faunus, which, while becoming more and more realistic looking and coming together as a character, still has a long way to go in functional reverse-stilt construction.  I’ve had to pass that job on to a real stilt-maker.  While that gets dreamed up better, a fellow Animation Supervisor in the cubical next to mine, artist, Jason Hall, is working on real Warrior Princess armour for Faunus.  She is going to be a strong matriarch of wherever it is she comes from.

On the Franken Toy front, I’ve temporarily pulled the plug on them.  I have some serious carpal tunnel syndrom and complex tendinitis (also the reason I’ve switched gears in street performance, from chalk art to Faunus).  And although the toys have been my best viral works of art to date, I can’t justify the strain they put on me and on my chances of healing.
I may get back into them when I’m not already doing so much with my arms, but until then they’ll just be a lovely bunch of photographs for people to blog about.  And maybe the occasional personal gift.

That said, it is official that the Kratt Brothers love Franken Toys:

So much so that Chris (seen above with a gifted Wild Kratts Franken Creature) bought Robo Reggie for one of his sons.

So… I suppose that’s all I’ve got to post for today.  I’ve finally gotten another great job, I’ve managed to keep my house and my two cats, and in one month I’ll be moving into a cute, little apartment right in the heart of down town Ottawa where I look forward to being able to paint again.  I`ve still got goals and plans, but I refuse to have expectations.  Six months ago I did not see myself here.  But being here now – it`s a good thing.

PS: I`ve also started taking roller derby lessons with the Capital City Derby Dolls.  So don`t mess with me.  I`ll crap you up good!


December 21, 2008 by  
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I’ve finally put photos of my toys on the site, HERE.

I’ve got many more in this old noggin of mine, so be sure to come back for updates in the future.  It might take me some time, as it’s easy to put toys on paper, but harder to sew them by hand!

Fish Hat

Barry Parker in a Fish Hat

How to Make a Frankin Toy

December 3, 2008 by  
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I have made somewhere over 50 (but probably less than 100) “Frankin-Toys” in the past 6 years. They make for a fun, guaranteed one-of-a-kind, inexpensive and thoughtful gift. And if you can sew at all, they can be extremely fun to create.

How to make a Frankin-Toy

1- purchase a heaping pile of second-hand toys. Name-brand preferred, but the most important quality in all of them should be their clearly distinguishable body parts. For example, teddy bears are generally only good for their heads. Once torn apart, a teddy bear’s leg or arm simply looks like a stump. But if that’s the sort of frankin-toy you’re going for – a stump monster – then by all means!

2- disassemble said toys

3- sew back together in amusing (yet preferably non-offensive) arrangement

4- assign silly name and give away as Christmas (and/or any-or-no occasion) gifts

Sadly, I’ve given away most of my toys without having taken pictures.  I can’t remember all the toys I’ve made.
If you’re one of the lucky jerks to have received a Frankin-Toy in the past, I’d love it if you took a snapshot and sent it to me!  I’ll post it on the site.  I miss my babies dearly. Each one is special.


Squeeze her fuzzy claws and she says things like,

“You’re beauuutiful” and, “Crayons make me happy!”

Big Bird gets eaten by a fish.  A moment of creative genius, I must say.

“The Bert Bullet”

WHAM! POW! Shot straight through the belly of a very indifferent flamingo!

“Tweety Junction”

“Frog Legs McToots”

The latest toys, Christmas 2008
I call them “Tigger Time, Times Two”  BFF’s.

They hop and twitch and giggle and sing. They even sense when they’ve fallen over, but the one on the left is no longer able to do somersaults since I “modified” him.